you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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