i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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