do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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