Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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