we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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