quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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