why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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