I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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