we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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