wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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