A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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