Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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