This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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