Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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