nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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