Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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