so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have aggressive nipples.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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