ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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