You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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