Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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