Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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