Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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