Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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