I understand Curling. That high.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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