Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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