It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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