You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
please don't ironically join a cult
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