D3 body, D1 cock
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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