She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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