Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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