Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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