I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
How external is "for external use only"?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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