im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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