smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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