Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This toilet bowl is my home.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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