Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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