Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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