so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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