What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My life is pants optional.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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