I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
