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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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