sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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