I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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