I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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