i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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