is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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