i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
