I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I FOUND THE LEGS
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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