Soap is not a condiment
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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