once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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