I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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